Dear Jonah Miles,
Last night you woke me up at 4:30 am. I was a very nurturing, patient mother. I tried rocking you, patting your back, and finally put you in my bed. You fell asleep exactly 5 minutes before my alarm went off. No joke.
You are now sleeping peacefully in my bed and I am drinking large amounts of very bad coffee. Just know that I will get you back for this.